3D LOL: Obama Outfitted With 238 Motion Capture Sensors For 3-D Record Of Presidency

Jim here. I couldn't resist. The geniuses over at THE ONION have struck again!

Here is an excerpt: "According to sources at the National Archives, Obama will spend the next four years in a custom-made, lycra-and-neoprene bodysuit, featuring 238 reflective "marker balls," which will instantly relay trillions of bytes of information to a central computer in Centennial, CO.

Careful to only move in short bursts, Obama reads to first-graders at a Chicago-area school. Designers at the motion capture firm Vicon Motion Systems will then use this information to build a lifelike 3-D wire-frame model of the nation's 44th president, before digitally "painting" over the structure with computer-generated skin, hair, and clothes. The data will be stored on a hard drive at the National Archives, where curators will employ it as a complete record of Obama's tenure in office."

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