Tuesday, February 21, 2012

SEE: "Double" The Posters From PIRANHA 3DD

"Double The Action. Double The Terror. Double The D's" says the movie posters' tagline. Double the posters too! PIRANHA 3DD kicks off international marketing with two posters more or less highlighting the two most important aspects of the movie's franchise: Piranhas and bikini clad women. Sure it's a cop out, but let's face it: It works.

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You all know what you will be getting when you go see this movie. If you are expecting a decent story or outstanding acting you should probably look elsewhere, though I will say I thoroughly enjoyed Richard Dreyfus and Elisabeth Shue's performances in the first iteration.

PIRANHA 3DD stars Christopher Lloyd, Gary Busey, David Hasselhoff, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Meagan Tandy, Chris Zylka and Paul Scheer.

Here's the official movie storyline:
Having awoken from their spring break extravaganza at Lake Victoria, the swarm heads upstream where they look to make a meal out of Big Wet, a local water park where when it comes to fun, nobody does it wetter! Though they came to get wet, get loaded and get some, the staff and patrons get more than they bargained for when they must face the fiercest, most bloodthirsty piranhas yet. Lead by the strong-willed, studious Maddy and her friends, Barry and Kyle, the trio must dive in and take on these man-eating creatures using every ounce of their being…but can they be stopped? Shot in 3-D and feauturing Esquire Magazine’s “2011 Sexiest Woman Alive,” Katrina Bowden and the return of Christopher Lloyd, Paul Scheer and Ving Rhames alongside fresh bait Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff, the film that took an $80 Million bite out of the box office is back for more…only this time it has double the terror and double the D!

My biggest fear with this movie? It isn't the creatures. It's the 3D conversion. Do it right this time PLEASE!

Image Sources: Bloody Disgusting | Zone Fears via Collider

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